Friday, July 31, 2009

she jumping like mexican bean



YOGURT.



hello.
today we went to the zoo.

outside of the flat i noticed these cigarettes which were nicely curled around eachothe like some piece of art
so i took a picture.


then i turned around and there was a park garden thing so i took a picture of that.


the worms zoo is like a 15 minute walk from the apartment so we walked there
i woke up like 10 minutes before we left so i was kind of dreading the walk and being a pain in the ass
on the way i saw some naked trees


their leaves were large.

then we got to the zoo.
the first thing we saw were some goatthings, i don't know what they were



and a deer thing with antlers

and a chicken

and then i turned the corner and happened upon a pig
a very
very
very big pig.


i regret terribly that the first thing i thought of when i saw it was dannybutterman ):
sorry nick.

then there were some horses


and some ponies and goats mixed together in one pen like some sort of weird japanese salad
that was kind of racist
anyway


i walked past this sheep
and he stared at me while chewing his already chewed food with the most bored, uninterested face i have ever
ever seen.
then there was this big ramp thing and i thought to myself
"big ramp things usually mean big meat eaters"
so i walked kind of fast and went up the ramp and i think my heart stopped a little because i wasn't expecting

but of course

i could see no wolf.
they always to this to me jo ;;
don't they know it hurts?

also, no red fox

but there was an arctic fox and they looked really scared and i felt bad for them I:


then some parrots that whistled at me


and some meercats that weren't to frightened of people and were also rather fat.



after that there was a bunch of birds; owls, a freakin raven who was gorgeous and for some reason, in one of the owl exhibits there was a turtle.
i dunno either but i didn't get a picture of it.




across from the birds were some other birds that were bright orange,

and then the same kinda bird only black
and they were very interested in my camera, and later, dad's shoelace.

they were actually pretty cute.

then mostly familiar aminals
alligator, lemur, raccoon, flamingo




that alligator scared the shit out of me, i didn't know where he was and i turned alittle and he was
right frickin there
i actually screamed a little i think


after that there was this nice sitting area with some ducks who stared at me the whole time i was sitting there.


and then and then and then
there were tortussus

and a little toitle who was cute

i want one, mommy
and then i went back a ways and saw that thing that sits in the old gum tree

yeah that

they were actually kind of stuck up, the first time i tried to take a picture of one it ttly turned its back on me and i was offended ):

i went back to see if i could see the wolves again (i couldn't) and i noticed this

a water bowl for your dog
who are allowed in the malls and in the zoo and the grocery stores too
rhyme

then more goats
mini goats, even

and mini mini goats aka bebbies.

they were cute and ran silly.

then we walked home and i noticed some interesting graffiti

in germany?
that is lollable.






"right. look, i appreciate your position, mr. webley, but you can't go around chopping down other people's hedges without permission."


"naahh shpoose."
"ah spose."
"yes, i suppose."


.............i trust you have a license for that gun.